/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29944464
God I hope so.

>>29858937
POLKA is SINGING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1uB8w7e0SA
https://streamable.com/kylqxy

I hope Polka does karaoke for 400k too

>>29552629
I'm just gonna say "cotton candy" and leave you to answer what that means.

>>29449722
Why would you tell these lies about our beloved clown? (Streamed on Nov 3rd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsorogUkr6g&ab_channel=PolkaCh.%E5%B0%BE%E4%B8%B8%E3%83%9D%E3%83%AB%E3%82%AB

>>29335182
Running out of ideas with Polka!

>you're halfway through a long day at work, having lunch
>suddenly you get a call from your cute clown wife
>she was lurking on 5ch, and the comments from her antis got to her
>in between sobs she asks for validation
>you skip the rest of your lunch and devote the rest of your time to reminding her how lovely she is
>only by the end of the call does she realize she interrupted your lunch
>she promises she'll make it up to her "#1 fan" with a "personal stream" when you get home
>when you get home she's standing at the door (how long was she standing there?)
>her eyes are a bit red, but she's smiling warmly
>she tenderly takes your hand and leads you to bed
>lays you down on your back and lies on top of you
>she nibbles on your ear slightly before starting to whisper
>"What's 'poggers', daddy?"

How do I save Polka?

>>29100778
Anon will you let Polka test her new mimi kaki bought from amazon on you?

>>28894517
I don't know, you tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZrp7iyK15M

>>28457661
Holo blondes are extremely powerful

>>28447802
unironically doing reps primarily to watch polka, join me anon

>>28370963
Only if you gay

>>28362456
80 IQ wageslaves who have to scrub toilets?

>>28356916
My pleasure

>>28354643
Listening to some now, anon.

>>28310959
She sits on YOUR face, anon.

>>28308889
You fuckin wish. Deadbraps are the problem.

Polka is the solution.

>>28307361
i love this clown

Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Polka. Seriously. Her cute noises, her lovely face, and her supple breasts drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, her glittered face, tits, and roll her over to blow the last of my load on her tiny butt. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching Seinfeld, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Polka to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Polka, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.

>>27934444
Polka sweaty pits after circus performance