/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39504519
And I'll be able to get isekai'd in mge. Sounds like a good plan.
>>39504529
But i can't appreciate girls who were created by greedy chinese companies.

>>39206098
Legs are pretty. More legs = more pretty.

>Try to impress the cool boys in class by pranking a mamono
>Pick the quiet oomukade who sits in the corner since she seems like an easy mark.
>Strike up a conversation with someone near her and set your water bottle next to hers.
>Grab hers and take a long, gulping drink out of it before she can say anything.
>No reaction
>Certain she saw it. Still, figuring she must not have, decide to own up.
>"Uh...h-hey, I think I accidentally drank from your bottle instead of mine, so..."
>"..."
>"...I sa-"
>"I heard you."
>"Oh...o-okay, so I'll just...take it...back?"
>She's got a grip like an iron rod and refuses to give it up. "No thank you. It's mine." Her voice is monotone and she's got a stare like a statue. It's unnerving.
>Give up and take your seat for class
>At some point after class begins she catches you looking at her. She locks eyes before unscrewing her water bottle and taking a deep, DEEP drink. The remnants of your saliva mingle with the poison in her mouth, swirling into an aphrodisiac cocktail as she drinks. Eyes glued to yours, not a sound escaping her lips even as her body wriggles with the rapid-fire onslaught of multiple venom-induced orgasms. Doesn't even blink and finishes the bottle in one go.

>>22368148
rude

>>20197018
What does that make oomukade then?

>>20147154
Easy there Paddy.