/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10327657
No wonder umbrellas and parasols are so prevalent.

I always have dreams where i'm literally launched into Gensokyo at random points and velocities to be found by residents and nursed back to health and live/work there to pay off my debt.

Twice I ended up in Eientei, once being shot ground level at about 100+ mph. Survived that one. Second time I was merely dropped from a large height, impaled, dream ended there.

I hit the misty lake at an arc, hard enough to skip across the water and mangled a few limbs. Woke up in the SDM a month later, suprised I lived through that one.

Falling from above the cloud line somewhere, was spotted by Aya and caught mid-air. Had to beg the Tenma to let me stay, even though I wasn't injured.

Few times falling no more than tripping height, ended up with a face full of donation box, in a pile of junk in kourindou, and choking to death on lily of the valley.