/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23545204
Well, shit

>This rat has entered the house, in the process becoming a mouse.
>"Come now anon" says the mouse, "you're not chicken, are you, you louse?"
>Old man Peterson as quite the wine cellar, this you know from your uncle, the plumber feller
>"We'll sneak in and get wasted" says she, "and with that feel quite the glee!"
>So for Old man Peterson to be away the waited, and sure enough, the hook was soon baited.
>Through the window into the cellar room, to get quite drunk in the intoxicating gloom

Kids these days, I swear.

>>15351496
Mice give birth to litters of 3 to 14.
Pregancy only lasts 19 to 21 days.
And a Mouse can have 5 to 10 litters a year.

Made for breeding.

Built for breeding!

>>14551619
A Mouse/Rat Girl owned restaurant? I'm intrigued.

They would specialize in cheese dishes I guess, all the waitresses would be adorable in their cute little outfits. And the Rat Head Chef runs a tight ship, even with the kitchen completely crowded.

The building itself would be quite small, with a low ceiling, the chairs and tables might be a bit small and you can expect to have to lower your head at times.

Also you can call up ahead of time to make a reservation, or just breathe heavily and talk about how your going to molest their cute mouse ears before hanging up.

A rat took this picture of herself in your wine cellar and left it on your desk during the night. What do?

Please wake up, thread. Look, I brought you this cute mousegirl.

Fat-bottomed meece.