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>Most of the Tengu are virgins!
Yes. As in, no man has ever slept with them.
No, as in, their hymen is intact and they never put any large objects into their vagina.

All tengu are chronic masturbators and the majority of kappa enterprises are funded entirely by selling "toys" to the tengu.
The average tengu snatch goes through so many miles of cheaply-made plastic that they're considered more contaminated than the outside world's ocean, and they're stretched so wide that they wouldn't even be able to notice anything smaller than an oni cock even if they could score a man.

Youkai are all used-up skanks despite their inability to get a husband, and the only people with proper, tight, and sensitive, and pleasurable vaginas are human women and goddesses (including minor deities like fairies), some of which will even regenerate their hymen, ensuring eternal perfection!

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