/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Keep a very close eye on your chuubas, anons, and see how likely it is that they got double dicked down good for V day. In the next 14~ hours if they haven't done one of these , mark it down.

1: Streamed twice (morning and noon)
Congrats, your chuuba is pure as pure can get, and is probably lonely as fuck. Poor girl/guy/(male). 1% chance of getting fucked

2. Streamed at least once(morning OR noon)
Well its not exactly a definite, but they clearly have time to spend on their jobs, it depends on how long they stream for but i'd say they have better chances of not getting the hot cock if they stream in the evening. 25% chance of getting fucked

3. Uploaded a video
Now're getting into rocky territory. They could have recorded this at any time in the past weeks, but hey, at least they remember their fans enough to upload a video before getting fucked by their boyfriend(s). 75% chance of getting fucked

4. Made a twitter post
This is the absolute bottom of the barrel and the bare minimum chances. Better pray they're feeling chatty and tweeting all day because at this point its 99% likely they're getting dicked down

Anything less than this may as well be 100% confirmation for getting fucked

Ready to have a good time tonight guys?