/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12097095
Silly Anon, we can't have sex with 2hus. Only hugging is allowed, and hand holding in cases of deep intimacy.

Which 2hu would you bully?

>>11727535
>>11720652
Yes they are!

>>11691668
Oh no anon, you don't get it.
That thread is about patchouli's chest.
This thread is on other parts of patchouli.

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>>11368939
"If you beat me... I'll do one thing you command me to, whatever it may be"

>>11247780
Doushio

>>10744166
Relax, it's just a kid, no one in /jp/ would feel aroused at such washboard, could perfectly be the chest of a boy, there's nothing lewd about it.

>>10744080
this on the other hand...

patchy goes wherever the fuck she pleases.

✓ Best Mukyu


Oh, and you'll never rest your head on her warm, soft lap while she reads you a book and caresses your hair.

>>10354763
i would pay. millions.

>>10350095
i refer to one of my mates as pat and hes autistic as fuck. i will never ever call patchy, pat.

ITT: why is patchouli unanimously regarded as the best 2hu.

>be asian
>be 16
>parents loaded
>always have dinenr parties and karaoke parties and shit
>guests bring kids
>i'm very popular with kids. they always want me to play and get them stuff. always smiling when they meet me again.
>one day taking noon nap cos up all night watching gaki no tsukai.
>wake up by weight crushing me
>3 girls ( that i know ) are sitting on me giggling and chattering
>1 on my face, 1 on my chest, 1 on my legs
>push them off barely containing boner.
it's like the whole fucking world wants to convict me before i even turn 18.

true story btw.

i started with touhou 08 as it was said to be good for beginners. i beat normal recently and when i tried touhou 13 i was fucked because only touhou 8 has the "1 second safety net if you get hit (aka player last spell where you use 2 bombs instead of 1).

so the problem is that in 8 i always waited until i got hit to bomb, but in the other 2hu's it doesn't allow that. any advice?

inb4 kill yourself.

>>10316902
i'm kuhwiiiiii

>>10277015
>tfw patchy more than likely non playable character

Can't beat this.

>>9606298
>>9606327
I like to call her Patchykyu, or Patchuri.

Well, see you next week /jp/.

What kind of Nukige do gaypsies enjoy most? With Traps? Shota? Bara?

Just curious.

Thanks for playing "Don't count to 30" with me anon...

I am really grateful.

What programming language does Patchouli use?