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I don't know about you, but I don't fucking buy it that Battler was miraculously saved by Featherine.
You can just see in her fucking eyes that she has such autistic fujoshi urges that she would research all the public records about Battler, find a look alike, whack him in the head and, proceed to hypnotize him into believing that he was the real deal and then stage a heckin emotional reunion with Ange so that she can later masturbate at the "memorable" ending she has creater.
She probably also has raped fake Battler multiple times and birthed multiple children that she plans to use as actors for a stage play to "Umineko 2: resurrection of the Golden Witch"