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What panties did you get with your twin tales?

あかざわRED

Hows that Twin Tales?

Well it's Sunday so time for services.
But I'll begin today's sermon with a fun anectdote.
- On my way to church this morning I met a "priest" who tried to convince me that God wasn't a little girl, and was, in fact, a big old man. LOL! Guess loving those altar boys does a number on your brain cells!

Anyway, today I'll be reading from the Book of Loli, chapter 1.
In the beginning God created the lolis and imoutos.
2. And the loli was without clothing, and void; and cuteness was upon the face of the imouto. And the spirit of God moved the hair in the form of Twin Tails.
3. And God said, Let there be pantsu: and there were panties.
4. And God saw the panties, that is was good: and God divided the lights from the darks, while doing her laundry.
5. And God called the stripes Shimapan, and the strings T-Back. And the Shimapan and T-Back were the first garments.
6. And God said, Let there be Mizugi in the midst of the waters, and let it divide waters from delicious loli waters.
7. And God made the randoseru, and divided the school books, which were under the desk from the classroom, which were above the chair: and it was so.
8. And God called the classrooms Elementary School. And the lolis and the imoutos entered first grade.
9. And God said, let the lolis in the School be gathered together unto one place, and let the Playground appear: and it was so.
10. And God called the Playground Loli Land; and the gathering together of the little girls called a Loli Swarm: and God saw that it was really good.

Woo someone got one.
Mine said just "toys" on it when I got it.
What shipping did you use? You may be able to track it and plant your ass in front of your house when that mailman shows up.

What region of NJ do you live in, OP?