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>>45358636
Nene's roommate

I lift SOLELY to mog other males. Literally everything I do in life is to mog and I'm being 100% serious. You have absolutely no idea the feeling of superiority you get when you are bigger, stronger and drive a nicer car than someone else. Like seriously, can you imagine being you - a little twink bitch in your gay little Carolla/Camry/Accord and I roll up in THE....... Shelby GT350 and step out in my stringer, literally twice your size with a chiseled jawline and veins popping out my (natty) 18" biceps? Literally everywhere I go it's like I'm a fuckin celebrity. I stick out like a sore thumb. You nerds have no idea the euphoric feeling I experience literally everywhere I go. It's like I'm from a different planet

picture this - I roll up to the grocery store in the Shelby. Fuckin 5.2 liters of pure American Muscle screaming as I decel from 8,000 rpm. You hear me, you see the racing stripes, you see the Cobra badge (everyone automatically knows what the Cobra means) then you get a glimpse of my face with the aviators on. I park and my massive frame emerges from a fuckin race car. "Holy shit, he's fucking young... but not too young to where thats his dad's car" is the first thing that goes through the mind's of the males, then they probably do some retarded cope idk i dont worry ab them. Females literally just stop and stare like some movie star just pulled up. I swear they actually think I'm a celebrity, fuckin smiling, looking at me up and down. "I love you car". "Thanks". "You're welcome!". Boom, she's on lock. "Add me on snap". Then I go get my chicken and eggs got my plans for the weekend after I add the bitch. I'm literally texting this dime I met at Aldi right now, umad? Always pick them up in the Tundra so they know I have 2 cars (successful).

Anyways yeah, that's why I lift. To be bigger than you. If I'm bigger/more shredded than you it literally means I'm better than you. I put in more work than you, that's it. Thats what it boils down to