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>Decide to try a bard character
>Sell all my stuff to buy an instrument.
>No one sells it in Vernis.
>Go to the capital instead
>Get robbed TWICE and another one as an event
>Have no instrument.
>Go to lumiest, almost no money left.
>No errands I can do either and my doggo died.
>Starving, sleepy and poor, I arrive to the tavern at night.
>With my remaining gold, I buy a bottle of whiskey instead of a meal.
>close the door.
>Approach the innkeeper with a dance.
>Give him the whiskey
>Use my persuasion to stay at the tavern free of charge, and I get 500 extra coins as a "refund".
>Still can't afford another instrument.
>Decide to go back home, downhearted.
>But a huge storm happens
>I get lost. Find a chapel
>See strange altar with dead people all around
>Take it as a divine sign. I must do evil and wreck havoc all over the kingdom.
>Go full necro, put some coffins and relics at home.
>Resurrect two kittens.
>Decide to become a frozen lich queen
>Visit town in the North as my first conquest.
>Just messing around thinking about how to kill them all.
>Suddenly a kid throws me a snowball.
>I gather snow and throw it back at him.
>A snowball fight ensues, I try to get another kid to play but he doesn't seem to like it at first.
>We carry on for a while.
>I'm exhausted. This was too fun so I decide that I won't poison the well and murder their families.
>Go home and prepare cookies for my zombie cats instead.

This game is random as fuck. But I like it

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