/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alright Anon, I'm willing to make a deal. You can have your waifu, however bending reality is a tricky process and the ways which allow for your waifu to exist are limited. All told I've managed to devise three methods for you to obtain her.

Method 1: everyone's waifus become real via subspace proliferation. However this method is limited as only one copy of each waifu will come into being. In order to get your waifu you must kill everyone else that stakes a claim for her.

Method 2: Your waifu is brought to your reality via quantum direction manipulation. This requires a particularly horrific event to strike your waifu that will permenantly cripple her in either mind, body, or both. (Paralysis, amputations, ptsd, etc. This is up for you to decide as to the method, but it must be brutal enough to veer her off the path from the life should've lived. After living a terrible life filled with unimaginable suffering, she'll eventually become a member of the inter-dimensional exploration crew that will enter the gate and (via a little sabotage) arrive here in your dimension where she will meet you. You will become the light of her life and despite the hardships her disability will bring you'll both live a long happy life.So long as she never finds out what you did to her.

Method 3: I'll bring you your waifu via teleportation. The simplest of the three, I'll just open up a portal to a non-descript dimension and suck her right into it. While it is the easiest,(for you that is) your waifu's journey will be a little more hectic as she'll have to traverse the great cosmic void to get here. She won't be in any danger or anything, in reality it's probably the safest. However during her journey she will witness all manner of forbidden truths and horrific realities. She'll gaze upon the very fabric of existence, learn everything there is to know, and converse with the great old ones on a personal level. While it is indeed the safest, it will warp her mind into an unrecognizable slag heap that can never be repaired. So I'll just wipe it, she'll become a literal child knowing nothing except that you're the world to her, however as a side-effect she will never mentally progress pass the age of 8. Be prepared to take control because she sure as hell can't. Luckily, your children won't be the same way.