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What would a universe where all the 2hus are idols or aspiring idols be like?

The religion wars would have been an event to crown the best idol unit. The Moriya unit would have attended, but unverifiable accusations of one of the members having multiple sexual relationships made them withdraw. Unpopular Touhous like the Prismriver sisters, the Aki sisters, and the Tsukumogami unit would all be idols that tried to make it big but failed and disbanded. The SDM unit would be renowned for their songs geared toward perverted, masochistic pedos. The Chireiden unit would be famous for having an unknown but cute fourth member sometimes show up suddenly and dance on stage along the other members before anyone realizes it. Yamame would probably form her own idol unit that would be popular underground but virtually unheard of above ground. The Three Fairies unit would have tried several times to make it big but fail, and then switch over to being gravure idols like Nue. Marisa and Alice would make it big as the blond-haired magical duo. Reimu would be like a popular freelance idol that has performances with almost all of the big idol units.

It's fun to think of.