/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13991098

>drinking alcohol

>>12761633
you realize you are kissing the dick and tasting the dick of the man she just fucked?

I don't howl at the moon, but sometimes I partake in alcoholic beverages and start obnoxiously singing rap songs in the living room while wearing nothing but my boxers.

Last time I became intoxicated and started yelling, "DON'T START NO SHIT, THERE WON'T BE NO SHIT. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU FUGGIN WITH" over and over again. My father tried to calm me down but I just kept yelling out lines to the song like, "I'M THE TARANTULA ON THE CATERPILLAR" and "I'M THE DICK IN THE PUSSY. I'M THE FLY ON THE SHIT" while he tried to restrain me.

It was a very shameful NEET night. I was too embarrassed to leave my room for days after that.

fug i drank too much again :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Do you know about what really goes on in anime conventions, /jp/?

On the surface it might just look like a bunch of people with common interests getting together to have a good time, but this is just a cover. What's really going on is a massive sex orgy that's 100x worse than a pagan fertility ritual. You can walk down the hallway of the hotel at a convention and see doors that are wide open and if you look inside you will see things like morbidly obese girls wearing pig masks while a couple dozen men have sex with her or masturbate while watching and this is just what's going on out in the open.

Inside of the closed bedrooms are far more perverse and disgusting things. People drinking menstrual blood, inserting small baby animals into the vagina of obese women so that she can crush them to death while people cheer her on, it is truly sickening.

Please stay far away from these places, /jp/. These people are evil.

Disgusting wasteful consumers. Look at that comment section and how they're ridiculing her for being frugal and living off the minimum amount required.

Those kinds of people want to drag everyone else down into their lifelong prisons of credit card debt and addiction to material goods.

>>9863713

>>9690549

>>9690546

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