/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36805493
My soul sucking kisses...

I'm not lion when I say Botan is the cutest!

I am going to say the H-word

Botan is the best player and entertainer, also best wife
Deal with it

>>34509970
Vieja sabrosa

SOON

>>32192297
I'm not lion when I say Botan is pawsitively purrfect!

I'd be lion if I said I didn't want to passionately kiss Botan on her purrfect lips!

I'd be lion if I said I didn't love Botan!

Good grief, I went to bed and noticed that Botan had a paid sponsorship stream with World of Warships, which in case you don't know, is one of the most popular games in Russia. There's way too many hilarious comments, so I'm only taking the best here. Most of the discussion was about the game at hand, however.

>Lots of (THE LION!! THE LION!! THREE STRIPES!! WARGAMING!!!! EMPRESS!!!) posts in reaction to the game she's playing
>(lots of discussion about how to reach N5 level in Japanese and if there are ways to learn Japanese that don't involve learning English first)
>It's been a century, but I still feel the wrath of my forefathers bearing upon my soul
>(response) Had the Japanese been cute like Botan, there would be no disgrace
>Please siege my Port Arthur, Botan, liberate me
>I am here because Putin ordered me here, but I am also enjoying this immensely, glory to Putin
>Guys, what is this recommendation rofl
>(same guy, later) I watched the entire hour...
>Ah, I feel so much shame cheering on a Japanese girl sinking Russian ships, forgive me
>Admiral Botan, it is an honor to die for you. Please strap me to the torpedo so I may better guide your missile
>(response to above) Retard, she's firing shells right now, so enjoy being in your virgin chamber while I slam into the enemy hahahaha
>I wish to be the inquisitor, so that one day, the Lord, in the form of Botan, may kiss me on the lips and I will let her go softly into the night
>If Botan broke into my door in my village, I would gladly accept my rape
>WarGaming, if you do not add Hololive as commanders to the game, I will threaten to do something very unsavory, like mail you my mom's bread
>Is she a grandma? She is the hottest grandmother in the world. I will end her menopause
>I took the picture of Jesus off of my wall. That spot belongs to Botan now.
>(response to above) It's pretty gay to hang pictures of dudes on your wall, isn't it?
>(response to above) We're devils now and that's fine by me. Hail Satan
>Oh, this is the future, huh? Time to instate Brezhnev Doctrine! Glory to Russia!
>We have conquered this chat, much like we have conquered, wait shit, I can't say Crimea can I?
>Here, we have the greats of Russian culture. Dostoevsky, Pushkin, Tolstoy, Botan, Lomonosov...
>Shishiro - our sacred La Lion. Shishiro is our sacred Song. Mighty life, Great Botan. We are your property for all time.
>The day she does Russian only challenge, the day we eat our cum, comrades.
>(response to above) Do you really need an excuse to do that already, faggot?
>(response to above) But how can I be a faggot if I want to cum on Botan?
>(response to above) Oy, cheers to that.
>Those who kill Botan in battle are uncivilized barbarians.
>(response to above) Wasn't it a Russian ship that sank her?
>(response to above) Did I stutter?

I'd be lion if I said I didn't love Botan!

>>30376586
CUTE and SEXY!

I'd be lion if I said I didn't want Botan to force herself on me!

>>30328075
You would be crazy to not want Botan to fuck you.

>>30051033
Bros I wanna be dominated by Botan so bad. I'm not lion when I say that.

I'd be lion if I said the mane reason my heart takes a paws wasn't from Botan's cuteness!

I'd be lion if I said I didn't want Botan to be my big spoon!

I'd be lion if I said I wouldn't let Botan gentle dom me!

>>29011602
poi

Bullying Botan with lion puns!