/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39555244
Good luck talking smack when there's big meaty paw obstructing your mouth.

>>38885149
I want a Yeti in scarf bondage and gag wearing a shirt that says
>Tie me up until I'm shivering

>>38643835
Call up the Yeti Dakimakura Service line and they'll send one of their biggest agents

>>38423630
God I wish I was a huge, soft Yeti's prized plushie bf

>You should have worn a warmer parka, boy
>It's not my fault Ice Queens are dropping the temperature this low
>You asked for this hug dressing like that
>Ara ara, are you getting an erection just from my hugs? When it's this cold out?
>What's the matter, are you shaking from fear or cold, boy? No matter, get your pants off
>In this blizzard, no one will see us having sex out here
>Give me lots and lots of Yeti kids and take responsibility

>>37664988
>your heater could break at any time, what would you do if that happened, and your power was cut at the same time?
Almost all snow monsters are devious enough to do that, it could be a White Horn, a Yeti, or even a Wendigo!

>>37187121
I imagine most yetis to be genki and full of energy, so this is probably the case

>12ft yeti looks down on your helpless self before the inevitable 24h rape in her musky cabin 100miles from civilization

>>35755562
Who said anything about sex, anon?
you're gonna get stroked, cuddled and kissed until you're addicted and can't ever leave the embrace of your new monster wife.
Vanilla boys are exactly what they want. You're premier monster food.

>>35734361
Your new Yeti wife will take good care of you, she'll never let you be cold again!

Haha, how do you lose to a yeti?
I bet that would be awful haha!

big sweti yeti hugs

sweti yeti is best kind

>the faces of all the Yetis when males willingly charge headfirst into the blizzards, looking for them to get married in the snow
>they don't even need to convince the males that they need hugs, all of them dive straight into their fluffy, unprepared arms

>>34627542
>>34627544
>Dire Yetis arrives on the scene
>She finds two Anons fighting over who gets to hug and marry the Dire Yeti
>"Confused Dire sounds"
>Quickly calls her sister about the lucky find she found for them

Man I sure do love yetis!

>>33285770
I'll take anything I can get. I'm not picky, but I'd rather cuddle.

>>32665272
He's getting "tender, loving care" from a big Yeti

>>31021822
Imagine this.
>Sex crazed yeti on the loose
>Wandering town after dark
>You're coming home from the store
>Make the mistake of saying hi to this girl
>Instant hug
>She's got a bit of a smell: the smell of a female in heat
>Hug starts to last too long
>You try to break away
>It's no use as her yeti strength holds you in with zero effort
>In the blink of an eye, you're knocked out
>Wake up hours later in a small, cozy cabin miles away from civilization
>Next to you is the crazy yeti, happily snoozing away in her king sized bed
>You panic and attempt to leave without waking her
>The door is locked multiple ways
>Start fiddling with the locks to get out when you feel a hot, heavy air brush across your neck
>Turn around to see crazy yeti face-to-face with you, giving off a yandere look that would put a shirohebi to shame
>"Leaving so soon, anon!?" she says as her smelly yeti breath wafts across your face
>Seconds later you're thrown back to the bed
>Her hot, sweaty ass grinding across your face
>Her warm, slimy mouth caressing your dick
This is your life now. You're the prisoner of a stinky yeti in a small cabin with no access to running water, phone, or internet. And even if you do manage to slip away out of the cabin and run to town, being so far away, the cold will slow you down enough that she'll catch up with you before you're even close and drag you back to the cabin for rough, punishment snu-snus for attempting to leave.

>>27618877
Yandere yeti doesn't care. She won't ever let you leave the cabin.

Everyday you're gonna be groped, molested, ravished, and raped by a smelly, sweaty yeti that doesn't practice good hygiene. But hey, at least the sex is good, and she's got good wifi surprisingly!

>>25429346
You sure?

This ape has an uncanny obsession with Minecraft and face sitting. Are you really prepared for yandere, lewd autism?

Haha lost snowboarder go brrrr

>>24513886
I give up miss, just take me away to your rape cabin