/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44303477
get back to work office cow, stop shitposting on company time

>>40651200

>>40103553
No way, I am gonna steal her first
Even if she is in some dumb business meeting or whatever

>>39585318
you belong to your landlady

>>39226267
>buys enough burgers to try and food coma a dragon
>"Why can't I buy a house?"
I think you are being tricked by nukis anon

OL Mamizou please

>>20299003
Surely we're talking about different persons.

>>20238984
She is not

>>19389996
Cute!

>>18308845
Alright guys, let's take regular Mamizou and make her sexually dominate me.

There are a lot of Tanukis with glasses, so I might have to pace myself here. Don't want to burn all of the image slots on nook.

>>17007921
Is there such a thing as consensual bullying? Or maybe just sensual?

>>17007923
Glasses are adorable in any context, that's the key. Badly needed glasses have the added benefit of giving them blindness moe without any of the inherent guilt of perving on a fully blind girl.

>>16352353
Take a loan. Worry about paying back in the future.

What are the mom/milf/ol-tags on pixiv?
i need my moms
right here
right now

I just paid more for some DLC than I usually pay for a full game.
Am I a good goy? Do I get a pat on the head and an old fashioned?

>>15000334
Given that they would hire only the best, I'd say at least in the $30/hour bracket. I would assume the masseuse would service other office workers, too, like the tanuki accountant.

>>14570384
>Do you really think you should be betting that much money?
>'Betting'? Darling, it's only a bet if I could lose.I know I'll win. Think of it more as an... 'investment'.
>23. That's a bust.
>WHAT?!? The only thing that's going to be busted here is your FACE, you crook! Is this what they teach you, to steal money from defenseless girls? How can you live with yourself?!?
>Security to Table 5!

>>14511433
My, my. Someone's an eager boy. You'll help her get all clean since you're the one who got her dirty, right?

>>14432788
>'A husband of my own'?
>Darling, please. That's a trifling matter!
>My shop caters to everyone, and I have some of the best wares in the land.
>Besides, who could turn down little old me?~
>I've had plenty of my clients try to claim my hand in marriage
>One ambitious fellow offered me an entire Dwarven armory he had raided as a dowry.
>I said no, but the offer was tempting.
>But adventurers are a dime a dozen around here.
>Sure, they can bring in good money, and I'm not above fooling around once in a full moon, but really.
>I need a man with a good head on his shoulders, not some armor-clad idiot who's constantly one misstep away from falling into a lava golem pit.
>Now there was one man once.
>He was travelling with this wolf deity. She thought she was clever to hide her ears, but I saw through it.
>Anyway, the business sense on that man...Ooooohhh. I've never seen someone work over a client like that.~
>Alas, it seemed like she had already won his heart. Such a waste.
>Besides, darling, I'm married to my work. Any man foolish enough to want me would be more employee than husband.
>Unless, of course, you're offering?

>>14329657
>How Tanukis greet men:
>You wanna be in my film boya? It features only young men and I fuck them myself.

If your touhou is not rich, then she won't be able to support your NEET lifestyle. You won't want that, would you?

Fucking 'Nooks,running all the banks and governments. Someone should do something about it!

>>13965288
Thanks for catching that. I was all over the place while writing this chapter and for that I apologize.

faggot.

>>13853804
Yes, the name choice was intentional. I thought it'd be good for a laugh.

>>13777295
Get a lawyer.