/jp/ - Otaku Culture

OTP of OTPs.

It's Friday and all you lowlife, miserable fucktards are on the jay. I guess it's good because it keeps you buying into my shitty games and that keeps your IQ droping by 10 after circlejerking to the waifus I make. Can you even step outside into daylight in a public place without grazing or having a danmaku battle?

I bet 5 beers you haven't experienced anything sexual - apart from sexually touching yourself to my 2hus. I'm just away to head out to a night club, probably get blown 22 times by my wife. How about you? Post 2hus jack off, post 2hus, jack off, cry, jack off, cry again because your jacking off. Yeah, sounds like a real fucking party. Try not to have all the fun (!)

I'll probably be back about 2am with 3 or 4 beers, have myself a little onigy. Hope you're still here, I'll even show it live on webcam just to make you feel inferior - if that's even achievable. If at all possible, don't jack off to my 11 inch purification rod.

Catch you later, losers.
Image you see is just a little fucking taster.

ZUN x Beer OTP

SIE SIND DAS BIER UND WIR SIND DIE TRINKER!

>>10892588
I want the suwako! I have gamus, figs, and uhh a zun hat.