/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I knew some people still believe I will manage to open portal.

>>7273701
Imagine what will happen when I will finally open portal!
You will miss my thread... but then I will post them from Gensokyo, so don't worry.

Also aside of getting coffee right now I'm preparing medicines to overdose, because I have good reason and it will look like accident.

which touhou's chen would you fuck?

>>3520204
Bernhard A. (10092): Better for you to call our Customer Service Department at 1-800 5465797 to further assist you in that concern.
Keeshaun: why is the better than Berhard A?
Keeshaun: i mean why cant berhard my man do it?
Bernhard A. (10092): They can help you on how to get a new power adapter.
Keeshaun: like cant u hook me up with a raptor adaptor or wtever that shit is
Bernhard A. (10092): I apologize for I can't do that.
Keeshaun: For you can't do dat?
Keeshaun: y the hell not, cost u guys like 10 mutherfuckin cents probbly
Keeshaun: its not my fuckin fault yall didnt have that shit like permanently installed into my router
Keeshaun: WHY THE HELL is it removable n shit anywayz?
Keeshaun: So some stank ass hoe come up in my house and steal it
Keeshaun: like they dont make tires on wheels you can just take off u kno?
Bernhard A. (10092): I'm very sorry for it is supposed to be separate.
Keeshaun: Okay but how is dat my fault?
Bernhard A. (10092): It's not your fault.
Keeshaun: okay, listen dis bitch done stole meh fuckin raptor adapter. All I'm askin is...when i buy somthin i want it all to be connected together
Keeshaun: so shit cant get stole
Bernhard A. (10092): As much as I would like to help you right away, I apologize for I don't have that here.
Keeshaun: oh well like dont you guys have a number
Keeshaun: fo when u need to help a brotha out?
Bernhard A. (10092): Yes.
Bernhard A. (10092): You can call our Customer Service Department at 1-800 5465797 to further assist you in that concern.
Keeshaun: So can i say "ay yo my main man Berhard A. wants you to send me a fucking adapter?"
Keeshaun: like will u be my nigga on the inside?
Keeshaun: like fuckin matt damon in that movie
Keeshaun: member he was like 'one hand washes the other' an shit
Keeshaun: with leonardo dicaprio
Bernhard A. (10092): Alright.

At least post an unrelated /jp/-related pic.

Instead of being a fag and making yourself look like a dick to someone you have to live with, just tell him it's annoying and ask him to not play it so loud. ಠ_ಠ