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The rotten onion skins recount a tale. The mighty Onion Ring was diced.
In our onion patch, beyond the mist, the Lands Amidst.
Now, Queen Aqua the Eternal is nowhere to be peeled, and in the Night of the Black Onions, Meru the Golden was the first to be sliced.
Soon, Aqua's offspring, Aquacrew all, claimed the pieces of the Onion Ring. The pungent essence of their newfound power triggered the Dicing.
A skirmish from which no bulb emerged victorious.
A skirmish leading to abamdonement by the Greater Peel.
Rise now, ye Sliced.
Ye wilted, who still sprout.
The call of long-buried flavor speaks to us all.
Onion Loux, chief of the onion fields.
The ever-shiny Goldskin.
Mea, the Onion Ring Companion.
The odorous Garlic Eater.
And Sir Shallot Ofnir, the Allium-knowing.
And one other. Whom flavor would once more bless. A Sliced of no renown. Cross the mist, to the Lands Amidst.
To stand before the Onion Ring.
And become the Onion Lord.