/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kikyo had been cursed into chasing after me trying to kill me every day. I heard someone laugh "Ha! Bitch!"
There was a town, outsiders had turned it into a RPG to invade and shit it up. I ignored the rest of the town, going to fight a boss that was a flying demon that would send fiststrikes downwards

Met a nun. I'd apparently made friends with a nun before, so I acted friendly, holding my right hand flat like usual, and holding my left as fist against it. She stared into my left eye and read "Day: 6 Month: 6 Ladder: 6", then started trying to exorcise me. I told her to knock it off, saying "Yeah, I'm the Beast 666, and I'll bring about the end of your stupid shitty religion, but I'm just an ordinary guy."

Squeezed past a big guy to get through a tunnel onto a beach. I went to go place an orange gem on top of a huge sandcastle I made. I saw that guy had made a huge sandcastle too, high up on the beach, whereas the tide had come in over mine, leaving it a mere lump. I maybe put the gem on it.Saw an orange squid in the water, trying to grab it I accidently chased it into the hands of a freak with a bulging eyeball, he ran off with it. I said "The beach is shit." As I was leaving I saw the freak again. I asked about the squid and he showed it off, turned black, saying "I don't know, might be on top of it's Hell by now." I took it, felt a laboured pulse, rushed it over into the water, where the orange colour gradually returned

I was told I should draw a picture of Yukari isometrically, over a photo of an autumn lake. I was doing this on a computer, marking out guidelines and drawing. The teacher came in, she had presents, only for a few students, her favourites. She went over to one computer and logged me out, I hadn't saved my image. Sitting elsewhere, the students are getting their presents, Pokemon cards that were also Touhou cards. I lean over, saying to a table with Angus and others on it "Even got them Touhou presents, fucking bitch." Sitting elsewhere again, the teacher says I have anger issues, I laugh "Ha!" I call out to one short guy who had gotten up for something, "Get back in your seat you fucking midget!" he goes red in the face, trying to come at me while the teacher soothes him. I'm saying "Ahh! He has anger issues! Someone help!" picking up a little plate with an animal icon that had been left on my desk, everyone had one but mine was especially small and dull coloured, with an uncool animal, and covered my mouth like I was hiding behind it. One schoolmate switches seats next to me, asking what's up. I lay a hand on his shoulder and say "Oh, thank you Jackson." like he'd saved me

There's a guy who abducts ponies, Pinky Pie is there and he goes up to her but she stomps and drives him off. I'm next to Yukari, I say "I'd like to see who wins between you two, but 'can't show something that contentious on a children's show'"
I say I've only drawn a few dozen pictures of Yukari, and it isn't nearly enough, I should have made hundreds over the years. Go over with Yukari to a guy acting as a counselor. He asks me something, I say "I'm not nearly man enough to give Yukari the support that she needs." which seems to stun him like he didn't expect a serious answer like this. He asks "What, you've just passed the years with nothing to show for it but empty monkey spunk bubbles?" I say "Yeah, basically, other than dreams" as a crowd gathers behind him, on the verge of bursting into laughter from me agreeing with that. He seems disturbed by them, and angry with me, saying "She had sex..." as he looks at her, standing off nearby, "She had sex with a dog! Does she even remember you?" I think better of saying the obvious "But the dog is me" answering seriously "I hope to have such skill that she'd never forget about me, ever." He gets even angrier, saying "Why don't you say it!? "Never forget about my cock"!?"

With my sister. She asks something, I repeat "I'm not nearly man enough to give Yukari the support that she needs." She asks "Can you two even be together after all you've been through?" I think of what to say, when she says "Look! Double rainbow!" I look up and see it, the lower one quite faint, with Santa's sleigh and reindeer riding upon it. Then Santa appears nearby, asking for our plates from last time. I give him one I had in my pocket, and he gives me a small moth plate. He gives me a Milky Way, my sister a Mars bar, and he enjoys a Snickers. I thought about how my dreams had me buying Mars bars before, because I need muscles

Got chased by a Yahar'gul flesh hound for a long time, in the end it charged me, I killed it at the same time as it bit me, a bony sounding chomp, then it fell over after it ran past me, and I died too. I respawned at a WC3 Altar of Kings, hearing the "Father" sound effect. I was Arthas, white aura spilled out around me, but since I died, it changed to black aura.

Outside near where I live, I looked up into the sky seeing a giant sky-wide triforce, and said "Father."