/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm not voting for Ron Paul, because he is unelectable.

Nope, I have a habit of unintentionally being an asshole to everyone I meet online. Something to do with my insecurities I guess.

I've never held a serious conversation in my life and I'm reminded of it constantly.

Do you ever scratch your ass and smell your fingers, /jp/?

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No boys allowed on /jp/, get the fuck out.

Why not give it fucking feet for balance?

And footjobs?

Post your Touhou stories.

>Playing Iris Online
>Hotglue member punches my character
>I feel it in real life
>Realize I'm not in my room playing Iris
>I'm at Gamestop
>Start to cry
>A young girl walks up to me
>Says she's my daughter
>I'm 35 years old
>Begin having a panic attack
>Female cashier starts slapping me
>Spaghetti falls out of my sleeves
>Start blushing
>Fallout: Black Ops display falls down on me
>Hits me in the balls
>Something bursts down there
>Blood on the floor
>I am the everything.
>I never lose my way.
>This is the Black Star kingdom.
>I never lose myself.

Is she seriously eating that shit with her hands? There's no utensils or even napkins to wipe the grease/oil and shit off.

This is why I don't use other people's controllers. Fucking nasty.

When is AA being released so it can blow this shitty non-Illusion game out of the water?

Such a rich culture.