/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So /jp/.

What do you think of /lit/?

There are animes to be watched

>Bath
>Not a shower
Who am I quoting

>flower viewing party

Sounds lewd

ryan a shit

Why is /jp/ so good?

>>8601883
Maybe he excels at being average

I'll never get top reposts at this rate.

Why can't someone else do this for me? You're so mean, /jp/.

I've been browsing this board ever since it was created in 2004. Sadly everyone else I know from that time has moved on. I miss them.

I like all music, including dubstep.

What'cha gon' do 'bout it, punk?

Do you have a dick

>>8372504
Don't worry, we're only doing it le ironically.

>mfw face when

>>8142791
But that is not Frodo.

>>8127302

>>8031887
1. Move to Japan.
2. Enter in Holy Grail war.
3. Realize that Princess Mako is also participating.
4. Tell her that you will protect her, because girls are obviously incapable of combat.
5. Recharge your servant's mana to make Mako jealous.
6. Ask her to go youkai hunting at the shopping mall.
7. Take her to a nice dinner afterwards.
8. Repeat 6 & 7 until the Scarlet Devil is defeated.
9. Give her a ring box.
10. Ask her if magic exists.
11. Watch her open it, then see spaghetti fall out and cover the floor.
12. Discover that spaghetti is her fetish.
13. Marry her.

>>8012844
That wasn't even my true power.

I'm sure she's flattered that I post pictures of her a lot.

Even though she is the worst K-ON.

>>7983998
"Well, what do you say?" Ms. Keine inquires of you.

"Umm...okay then..."

You begin to tremble as you stand up from your desk. You slowly walk towards the front of the class to stand next to Ms. Keine. Standing in front of everyone, you begin to unzip your pants. As you lower them down to your ankles, the spaghetti that you'd been saving from lunch spews all over the floor. The spaghetti. You'd forgotten all about it. The shock of seeing it causes you to flinch and slip on the wet mess of noodles. You grab Ms. Keine and the two of you collapse in a heap on the floor. Then everybody walks the dinosaur.