/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Today's a good day, because its date night with the mistress!
It's been worth living as a butler at the SDM under Sakuya's strict tutelage
You've been practicing hard reading patchy's romance novels. They're terrible and the kind of crap a middle school girl would write filled with all the cliches but the mistress adores them.
You only had to bribe koakuma a little to get your hands on them since Patchy would never let you read them. The price of slipping Koa a pair of Patchy's worn panties every now and then is a small price to pay.
You made sure everything was perfect, the moon was full and the clouds were few. You trimmed the grounds around the mistresses favorite spot in the garden too, there wasn't a blade of grass out of place.
The mistress sat next to you on a picnic blanket as you strummed away on a guitar, grateful for all the practice bearing fruit as you recited cheesy chunni inspired poetry about the mistress that she ate up and caused a small blush to spread on her face.
The silver haired Sakuya was already dead inside as she stood a respectful distance, you felt sorry for her but nothing would stop you from getting Remi's love.
As you sipped wine under the moon chatting softly the right moment finally occurred and you leaned in for your first kiss with the mistress. Remi flushed redder then the wine but clearly enjoyed it, Sakuya was already numb thanks to the pain from your chunni poetry and oneliners and only twitched her knife throwing hand in response.
The date ended with the mistress returning your kiss before running off inside and you didn't get murdered by Sakuya so all in all it was as perfect as you could've planned