/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Facefucking a bratty cheshire after she tried to pull her "skibidi Ohio rizz" spouting annoying young person slang on you

Replying to a cheshire's shitposts with
>I'm coming to your house to rape you in real life
and sending her pizzas when she excitedly gives out her address

If you want to hold a cheshire's attention merely hold up a smartphone with subway surfers and family guy funny moments playing while you talk

Behold, a completely norma cat.
No reason to be suspicious.
Just a regular ol’ cat.
Nothing more nothing less
A cat.

>Random encounter
>It’s that fucking cat again, same as the past twenty “random” encounters

>Cheshire fucking with Anons sleep schedule so she can just pop in one day and Anon will question if it is real or if the sleep deprivation is getting to him
She then helps him get the best sleep he ever had before vanishing without a trace beyond the fading warmth in his bed leaving him questioning if it was ever real in the first place