/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Anon-Kun I brought you some tea!"

I could hear Maria's little footsteps head toward my room. Ever since I rescued her from that group of Crazy Otaku's she's been clinging to me non-stop. It's nice but at the same time it's a hindrance; but a little company is always welcome.

"Thanks Maria" I called through the door. "Come on in"

"Okay." Maria smiled as she opened the door to my room. "Ah... Maria, watch out for the---" But it was too late.

I saw the hot tea fly towards my face in slow motion. Actually it wasn't that hot but I could never pass up a chance to tease her.

"UU UU~!" Maria was still on the floor. She hadn't noticed the spill yet. "AAAH" I faked a scream as I grabbed my face.

"Anon-Kun are you okay!?" Maria jumped up and ran towards me. When she was close enough I grabbed her and picked her up onto my lap.

"Anon-Kun! UU~ UU~ You were messing with me again!" Maria gave me a light knock on my head.

"I guess so." I laughed and spun us in the chair.

"Hmm...why don't you clean up the usual way?" I said with a smile.

Maria blushed at first but slowly nodded her head.

Maria got closer to my face and stuck out her tongue. Before she could start I gave her a quick peck. Her face turned even redder as she started to lick my face.

"Ehehe... Maria's tongue is so small and soft," I laughed as her tongue inched on my cheek.

>>3413382

ありがとう.

Don't forget the う.

>Maria has Savant/Asperger (A type of Autism) Syndrome.
That explains a lot.

>>3092531
Putting that aside for now,

Let's discuss Maria's cuteness

Hot as hot as Maria.

Uuuu~

If she's nine years old, why does she talk like she's 4 or 5?

Maria, hse has wild imaginations and doesnt afraid of anything.

My witch is a golden dreamer
Of practical Gohda win
Roughing on the creature.
Is naughty except in fall
The witches golden dream, uh
It's magical Gohda chef
Im gonna piss in fire
for magical breeding power
In a blowing panic, the very, very thing
is a gun breaking the darknes
joes in peas
YO master crazy
the every every thing
In the hole im feeling my broken artichoke

Hey there /jp/.
I have to ask, is there currently a High Resolution picture of the One Winged Eagle of the Ushiromiya family from Umineko no Naku Koro ni? I have an awesome idea and I want to see if I can do something with it.

Thanks in advanced, /jp/.