/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Greetings humans,

My name is Yukari, and I laugh at every single one of you. All of you are ugly, peverted, no-lifes who spend every second of their day drooling at stupid ass Touhou pictures. You are everything sad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever got laid? I mean, I guess it's fun depicting me and the other youkai as dickgirls because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to promotions in /jp/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I had sex with a nine tail shikigami, a honk-honk catgirl and many others in Gensokyo. What have you been doing, other than "jack off to naked fanarts of Gensokyo people"? I also have straight relationships, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just Sexy Beam'ed me; Shit was SO cash). You are pathetic humans who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my fuck buddy.

I approve of this pairing.

>>810464
A man is added

I was expecting Kourin to be the first to have two penises.


Guess he is too sacred to be defiled with the elevens bizzare fetishes.