/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Pretty sure I saw this on X-Files, either that or some other variation of "would you allow X to eat you in exchange for Y". Anyways...

No. The mountain queen and her sort eat people all the time. They only turn into nourishment.

The mountain queen is already queen of the mountain.
Being queen of /jp/ as well would be too much of a chore.

>>8671599

I'm not a touhou.
Back on track?

>>8613766

I can imagine the mountain queen savouring the thought of your supposedly mighty seed slowly and pitifully dying in her depths.

So yeah, you might be onto something here.

>>8531868

She's a celestial. They are probably filled with the delicious star stuff of the Milky Way.

Eirin put the earth in a pot. It makes perfect sense.

>>8391072

Russian silver morphs. Smell less, a little less smart, a little more dependant. More of a lap dog than a pet fox.
Then again, nothing wrong with that. Supposedly chihuahuas have some fox ancestry too. Seems the right amount of fox is good in that sort of dog.

>>8391063

That is so utterly adorable that anything that could possibly restore the previous level of lewd would be bannable offense on orange boards.