/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11111692
Owned like a motherfucker.

>>10435259
that chair when no ara ara gf who needs no man but wants me anyways.

>>10116545
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31SF5DDMu8o

Me.

>>10088637

That girl.

>Be at school in year 8 in 2003
>Geography class
>Some kid looks at Africa: "haha, this place is called Nigger"
>Conservative old women teacher explodes
>"RACISM LIKE THAT CAUSED THE HOLOCAUST!"
>Class is silent
>Suddenly retard kid starts laughing
>Bangs his hands on the table screaming "nigger nigger nigger!"
>Woman who is paid to help him learn can't control him
>He's still yelling nigger
>Teacher runs from the class
>Gets the principal from his office
>Class is laughing, can barely breath
>Retard still shouting nigger nigger nigger
>He gets evacuated from the class by a collection of teachers
>Shouts at top of his voice: "WHATS WRONG WITH NIGGERS?"
>Class is dead from laughter

>Later that week
>Emergency assembly
>Principal announces Zero Tolerance on "nigger chanting"
>Sends a letter home to parents

good evening sion

up for bl2?

fuck its been 2 years already

>>9595610
>>9593213
These guys obviously inherited their money. Only a moron would keep that much in a single account; especially a "Regular Savings" account. But it's a photoshop anyways, so why do I care.

>>9583235
I live in Jersey and theres one thing I can say

The only garden here is pavement and tolls.

>>9529596
It's probably for the best.

He needed to get away from trolling on 4chan for 16 hours a day. It just isn't healthy.

>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we're supposed to go out for dinner that night, but until then we can just dick around in the city
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>we're having fun
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it in the room
>figure I'll just go ask someone
>walk up to someone and ask
>ARE YOU JOKIN MATE ITS WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXY BONG
>have no idea what he just said
>YOU WOT MATE
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>suddenly Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>one guy starts counting on his toes
>OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY
>everyone starts screaming out SIX BONG SIX BONG
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER FLAMBAMA DING DONG
>everyone stops
>looks at her in complete silence for a few seconds
>suddenly the entire street is in a screaming uproar
>everyone begins stamping their feet in perfect time in the middle of the street chanting SIX BONG SIX BONG over and over
>one man is waving a British flag
>someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse
>our fucking faces

>>9332367

>be in cinema when I was visiting America
>Order my ticket
>everyone starts clapping
>I'm like yeah haha good one guys
>I buy a fizzy drink everyone starts clapping again
>lolwut okay
>I sit down guy beside me whispers *clap* *clap*
>little bit freaked out
>Adverts for the film start, whole audience in a sort of colosseum chant and clap
>film actually starts clapping gets louder and murricans chanting "caesar!caesar! caesar!"
>I cannot hear the fucking film!
>walk out
>people applauding me for making the right decision
>I'm like fucking stop it!
>start patting my back and applauding using their palm and my shoulder blades forstanding my ground
>I run out, hide in a bush
>"Hey what are you doing in there?"
>"N-not much..."
>"that's a great hiding spot buddy!"
>Everyone on the street starts clapping because my hiding spot was good
>I can't fucking take this
>I run down street, everyone chasing me like frankenstein clapping and clapping
>I then can't take it anymore and jump off a bridge
>Everyone starts clapping...

>Traveling across US
>Invited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant
>Waiter comes to the table
>"What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?"
>I order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil
>first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes
>second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles
>15 min later waiter returns with their food
>friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it
>he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing
>starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested
>empties another one into the bowl
>asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl
>grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them
>making airplane noises BRRRRRRRM, WOOOOOOOO, VOOOOOSH
>dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red
>has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop
>tells me "that's how ain't no faggot eats sum fries"
>other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping
>soon the entire restaurant is clapping
>waiter comes back with the food I ordered
>soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oil
>"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted..."
>"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop
>first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth
>man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming "YEEE HAW" repeatedly
>eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil

>be in cinema when I was visiting America
>Order my ticket
>everyone starts clapping
>I'm like yeah haha good one guys
>I buy a fizzy drink everyone starts clapping again
>lolwut okay
>I sit down guy beside me whispers *clap* *clap*
>little bit freaked out
>Adverts for the film start, whole audience in a sort of colosseum chant and clap
>film actually starts clapping gets louder and murricans chanting "caesar!

caesar! caesar!"
>I cannot hear the fucking film!
>walk out
>people applauding me for making the right decision
>I'm like fucking stop it!
>start patting my back and applauding using their palm and my shoulder blades for

standing my ground
>I run out, hide in a bush
>"Hey what are you doing in there?"
>"N-not much..."
>"that's a great hiding spot buddy!"
>Everyone on the street starts clapping because my hiding spot was good
>I can't fucking take this
>I run down street, everyone chasing me like frankenstein clapping and clapping
>I then can't take it anymore and jump off a bridge
>Everyone starts clapping...

>mfw american claps near me

>>9274468
>>Why would he talk about !bar? Does he post here anonymously or something?

Yeah that's what I'm wondering.

It's all good though.

>>9270545
but that's wrong you fucking retard

>windows server

>mfw american claps near me