/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9858945
I have the same sleep schedule

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/07/south-korea-finds-smuggled-capsules-containing-human-flesh/
>South Korean authorities have seized thousands of pills containing the powdered flesh of fetuses and babies that were smuggled in from China to be used as Viagara-style performance enhancers, according to multiple reports

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/07/south-korea-finds-smuggled-capsules-containing-human-flesh/
>South Korean authorities have seized thousands of pills containing the powdered flesh of fetuses and babies that were smuggled in from China to be used as Viagara-style performance enhancers, according to multiple reports.

eye am high on toxic shit nigga~

Man I wish they made jumbo happy meals for us autists that enjoy getting cheap plastic toys with our unhealthy meals

Baking right now, Op. Thanks

>>8871387

Yes, but not /jp/ related in any way.
Regardless, yeah I made a rudimentary one that helps me meta-analyze situations. That's all it does. It has no form, voice, personality, or any other quality.

>still has some room
>Needs more dick

Double penetration is so hot

I need to restock up on some drugs, I ran out a few days ago.

>>8794789

Check out this fucking nerd

>>8772340

But metal is a genre specifically aimed at nerds and tryhards, nerd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJoabhPLDU

>>8710229
I don't see a reason to wait but whatever.

I just keep everything in a drawer

>>8693099

>self-mutilation
>implying people circumcise themselves

>>8643656

Yes. Those that dream of sucking their own dick will inevitably wander upon the great phallus sword in the stone. This is the most powerful sword ever made, and can slice the a mile deep with one swing, and grant the user incredible speed, power and sword-wielding skills merely by possessing it. However, to get the Phallus Blade, when the cocksucker of legend comes upon the great phallus sword in the stone, three great ancient sages will appear, and spread their robes to reveal their throbbing-hard cocks,and the cocksucker of legend must suck them.The great sages put a spell on their own penises and created this system to seal away the great blade, unless a man with the magical, legendary cocksucking power of old appears who can properly wield such a terrible blade for good. If the cocksucker can make the three sages come, and swallows, that semen will give him the power to pull the phallus blade from the stone.

Do you ever masturbate twice in a row?

>>8642228

Pretty much this. Wear crappy T-shirts, boxers and socks with loose cotton lounge pants at home. Don't bathe or wash the clothes unless I have to leave the house. Probably wash my lounge pants every few weeks, I only have like 2 comfortable pair.

When I leave the house, I wear black or gray khakis, usually with a polo, and some cheap NB sneakers.I have some oxford shirts I really like, but I hate ironing shit. I can never find many shoes, since my feet are so wide. Thankfully, NB makes plenty of wide sneakers, and dress shoes typically come in wide varieties, though all I have is some cheap nunn bush oxfords. Not dressing like a teenager is pretty cool.