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>>17889542
>This is how they select mates.

Is that a fuckin bad thing?

>>13933273

>Husbands
>Leaving the house

Friendly reminder that Elves are the master race. They are elevated beyond the standards of both human and monster. They will usher in a new era of enlightenment that your brutal methods cannot replicate.

You should band together with them against monster forces and then willingly surrender leadership to them once the conflict has ended.

>>13400150

>He doesn't want to fuck an Elf
>Implying Elves aren't master race

Humans are basically half-formed Elves. They're one set of pointy ears and an elevated intelligence away from getting it right.

Pardon me, gotta go pray to my tree.

>Amorous elves

>"Oh noooo, I'm all alone with a big, strong human Knight! I am so physically weak compared to him, whatever shall I do?"
>"I sure do hope nothing OF A SEXUAL NATURE happens to me in this locked room!"
>"I would absolutely hate to have my pure, objectively superior Elven body violated by a brutish, ugly, misshapen human! Pleeaase, Sir Knight, exit through the door and torment me no more!"
>You try the door. It's locked.
>"Oh nooooooo, I wonder where the key could be! Perhaps it is hidden somewhere upon my smooth-skinned, flawless body!"

Fucking elves.