/jp/ - Otaku Culture

MALE COLLABS WILL BE NORMALIZED

>>35867601
>/jp/
>has EN as OP

Are you people JP only or were you people only pretending? Either way, holy fuck. Get your dumbasses to /vt/ then.

I heard you like dead people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcF4w2_4aIk

Just in case you missed it

Don't send me back

We Minecraft time

G-guys, what if we are next to go down?!

Did you get bread?

>watched gura's first RFA
>i'm aware of the minor yab, and that it's a 3 month old nothingburger
>but i can't shake the small pit in my stomach when i think about it
>stop watching vtubers for a while
>hear about the actual live on stream NTR from that one indie
>feel like throwing up
i'm in too deep. i gotta get out of here. i suggest all fragile fags like me get out too.

An update on the whole Callip3 situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqRVhmg_P-k

And now, we produce reasons why Bandai is better than ATLUS.

ATLUS. IF YOU DON'T LET ME PLAY, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

Accent Stream.

What accents should be performed?

Kazoo

>>29901713
the americans at work didn't know i wasn't american, how did you know?

>>29417052
>>29417144
went back and did the whole thing, how's it lookin

The devil went down to /jp/
she was lookin' to get some (you)s
she was in a bind
'cause she was way behind
on her animation deadline dues

When she came upon an anon
typing on his PC and playin' it hot
and the devil snuck up and
called him a cuck
and said boy lemme tell ya what

I guess you didn't know
but I'm a narrative writer too
and if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
now you write a pretty good story, boy
but give the devil her due
I might be bad at games
but I can spit some flames
and get more replies than you

The anon said my name's Ryan
and this might just be bait
but I'll take that bet,
you're gonna regret,
'cause I'm the one everyone loves to hate

Anons get your ogey pics and hit those keyboards nice,
'cause Hell's broke loose in 4chan and the devil's rolling dice
and if you win you'll get that shiny 'ol screencap,
but if you lose Sharkmeido's on your ass

The devil opened up her phone
and she said I'll start this show
and shitposts flew from from her fingertips
as she directed this thread's flow

Then she wrote a Twitter post
as Riri made an evil hiss
and a band of anitubers joined in
and it sounded something like this

When the devil finished
Anon said "well Your Boy's pretty good, I'll give you that"
but sit down in that chair right there
while I take out my naive rrat

Got a flame war in the thread, run, meido run!
Kiara's in the land of the Rising Sun!
Schizos in the archives picking at posts!
Ame does Bubba bite, no child no!

The devil bowed her head
because she knew that she'd been beat
and she laid her golden print-screen
on the ground at Anon's feet
Anon said, "Devil just come back if ya ever wanna try again"
I done told you once, I love you, bitch
but I'm the best that's ever been!

Got a flame war in the thread, run, meido run!
Kiara's in the land of the Rising Sun!
Schizos in the archives picking at posts!
Ame does Bubba bite, no child no!

>>29321152
>2014
>Smiling and ready to tackle her prospects in her chosen field of arts
>2020
>Working herself to death doing animations for a japanese guy who'll never love her back

Isn't it sad, Moririn?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zztk2FhzEjE
>these lyrics

I bet Mori could FBK and Marine on board to cover this easily

>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
i fucking hate this woman

>Halloween night
>giving out candy to the kids who come to my door
>some teenager shows up with a grim reaper costume
>obviously way too old for this but whatever
>give her a handful of candy
>she pulls back her hood and gives me a look of total ecstasy
>oh shit it's Mori Calliope
>"Dude, what the hell!? BIG UPS for the MAD snickers bar. Oh my god, I am losing my shit right now!"
>She starts kicking over all my Halloween decorations
>All the other kids in the neighbourhood gather and stare at the spectacle
>Awkwardly say you're welcome and try closing my door
>She barges inside and starts throwing my furniture around
>"Seriously dude, what the fuck was that?! I'm grateful but like, WOW dude! That's MAD generous of you!? Where do you even GET this candy?"
>Tell her it's really no problem and politely ask her to leave
>She responds by badly playing some kind of woodwind instrument
>Not sure where she even got it
>Call the Canadian police and they arrive to take her away
>They haul her off in handcuffs while she shouts "You bastards better give me my phone call!"
>Finally think things are over and begin cleaning up the mess she made
>The phone rings

>>26243845
>>26244090
PLEASE STOP PRAYING FOR MY GRANDMA!! YOU'RE MAKING HER TOO STRONG! SHE MOLESTED AMELIA AND THE OTHER HOLOS CAN'T CATCH HER. SHE'S TOO POWERFUL

>>26212727
She's a predator that uses her pheromones to lure prey, don't fall for it anons!!!!

>>26192825
I'll be waiting for her to upload her rap to the channel