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>>19102308
Yes, but dragon ass.

>>18617852
Don’t forget that cooking food in a Dragon’s flames will make it taste even better and unique to her husband.

Dragons are useful adventuring partners!

>”Fwaaaaaaaahhhhh~”

>>14566962
>Dragon Boss-wife tries to cook for you
>Her career's kept her so busy that she's lived fast food and restaurants for years
>As such, she's completely forgotten how to cook
>Her meat is burnt outside and raw inside
>The noodles are underdone and clump together in a mess
>The vegetables feel and taste like rubber
>She's mortified at how bad it all is
>Comfort her, tell her it's sweet that she even tried
>Order take-out and cuddle up under a blanket to watch movies
>Take your next few days off to reacquaint her with the kitchen

>>14151870
what are you going to about the dragons?
dragons can fly you know and breath fire.

>>13952548
you mean this?

>>13874740
You seem upset friend. Here, have a dragon.