/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19143709
>HFW you drink it and when you wake up she makes you lick strawberry syrup off of her inner thighs and cunny.

>>19037863
>while making a weird hybrid noise
KURWA BLYAT

>>18880167
No. The sadism would corrupt their desire to protect into a desire to torment.
>CBT Kiki's face when she plucks one of her feathers and sticks it into Master's penis

>>18709710
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>>18709726
>>18709762

You are all fools! Existence is but a folly! To believe what you see, feel, touch, smell, and taste is to obey the will of chaos! All that is false is true, and all that is true is false! You don't exist! You are but machinations in the mind of god!

Aru Kya Van Zaz!

>>18617173
>Don't worry anon, you'll never need to leave the property
>We'll take care of EVERYTHING for you

What could cause your meidos to go YAN?

>Kiki goes yan because of finding an ordered/torn page of a roomba/EZCleaner's catalog
>Automaton Maid tries to overextend herself.
>Shoggoth laughs at how mastah is being silly again

>Kiki has a 10 step plan to seduce her master.
>Step 1. Be a good meido and diligent to the point she impresses her master
>2. Attend to his every need and go beyond being a good maid. Learning Medical skills in the process if necessary
>3. Accept every gift from her master with a smile and be forever grateful
>4. Whisper in his ear when he sleeps that he needs her and she needs him
>5. Make him realize that she is the only girl in his dreams, also secretly driving out every other girl that gets too close to him
>6. Wear revealing clothing when it's just her and her master
>7. When it's a holiday/event, she would make her master feel special
>8. Spike her master's food/drinks with Venom/Shrooms
>9. Play coy and act like she's not ready, so that her master thinks that this is all entirely his decision
>10. Make her master her husband.

>Too bad for her, some dumb broads keep intervening somewhere at steps 4-5 and she has to start again.
>And she's also a terrible liar, her master knows this.
>And she didn't have the heart to do anything bad or manipulative like she planned

Portals open and MGs integrate well in society.
>What will your profession be?
>You can't dick any monster in your profession
>Hardmode: No Streaming, stripclub, modelling, anything erotic/focuses on your body.

I'd be a historian. Think of all the things you can write and publish easy from new knowledge.

>>17646741
>Getting this absolutely shitter-shattered
>It's the same autist that every time keeps jumping on the proverbial dick of Mari and Ilassa

>>17504595
Свежее мясо.

>>16866684
>24 hours later and he still mad

I need more of Yankiki's love.

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>>16469411
>I don't think i want to tarnish some a good work in progress.
>in progress
>He thinks any of those three are ever getting art

You're looking at the finished product there, boy.

>>16428791
>"I'm not letting you out of my sight again!"

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>>16267100
Your distrust in your dearest maid is noted.

Noted specifically on the cast now surrounding your leg and the handcuffs strapping you into your bed.

Well done, you have failed the trust exercise.

>>16267076
>>16267247
Congratulations, you are richly rewarded with your favorite drink that helps combat the snowy hell outdoors.

>>16149447
>as an actual Wiccan

>>15894578
>tfw writefag
>tfw already got gud
>tfw get to be smug at these faggots whining about not being gud

>>15706434
Yangires aren't motivated by love.
And who really cares, that's just splitting hairs.

>>15624737
A cutiemora

>>15298140
>tfw I requested this

YES, THIS PLEASES ME.

>Yan kiki strangles her master every morning before waking him up

>That pained expression is just too good to pass by...
>There's something called autoerotic asphyxiation, isn't there?
>Maybe Mastah actually enjoys being strangled?
>It seems that Mastah gets hard every morning when he gets strangled...
>That must be because he can tell his beloved maid is touching him!
>How cute! He does such a good job hiding his feelings during the day, but dicks don't lie!
>Maybe it's abandonment play...
>How delightfully cruel of Mastah to bully his loving maid like that.
>He should be rewarded...

>And then Mastah awoke, unable to breathe, to find himself being raped before passing out of asphyxia just after cumming inside her
>The same nightmare of being strangled and raped haunts him every night
>Somehow it seems like the maid is getting a little chubby...

>>14974956
She's dead Jim.

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>>14974991
Now you've done it, you hurt her feelings after being kind to you all those years. Not taking the cup was the last straw.

Now you're chained up and getting raped and if you anger her she might make you even less mobile.

>>14974962
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>>14975002
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>>14975103
Good job, you've maintained proper societal norms instead of being baboons and get to enjoy your favorite drink and or Hot Chocolate.

>>14974983
The Kiki takes this as a marriage proposal immediately. She's the happiest she's ever been her whole life.

Then she remembered she was fatally allergic to the drink you just forced her to swallow.

Bad End

>>14899481
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>>14899513
After denying to take her drink and your other previous transgressions, your maid goes full Yandere, chains you to the bed, and starts going on about how you'll never escape her while walking towards the tool shed...

-Bad End-

>>14899500
>>14899506
You take your drinks and enjoy mint chocolate tea. It's delicious.