/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7757200
and I believe you never asked who was proposing the question.

>>7658052
Yeah sure, you can fight all the witches you want.

>>7658056
That's an interesting problem. Well then I suppose I would be out of luck in that case but what's life without a gamble, huh?

Hey, Hades, lord of the dead, hi, how you doin'?
Got a little proposition for ya. You can get to this "magical land" you call "Geeensokyo".
However! In order to do so, you just gotta take this teensy little pill that just turns off any lust, sex drive, want for sex, you get the picture. Just gotta take the pill once a week. That simple, okay?
Now they say the devil's in the details but I get the feeling you won't mind it, but the rules say I gotta tell you this, or else the contract is void. So, here's the rules: If you don't take the pill every week, say you miss a week. You won't get back your lust, but you will begin to suffer... eh... unpleasant side effects. Two weeks and well... let's just say your death would be welcome compared to what would happen. But don't worry, there aren't any additional side effects at week 3 or beyond.
But like I said, I'm sure you have your mind made up already, so you can just go ahead, sign the contract, and the pills and portal will be ready for you in the morning, what do you say?
And hey, a little bonus, because I'm such a generous guy: if you read this in my voice, everything you eat once you start the pills becomes extra delicious. A free bonus!

>>7257775

>He doesn't know how to save a damsel in distress!

>>6247712

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

>>4240873
lol u tk him 2da bar|?