/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34840522
Okay, you have officially crossed the line. Enough.

I've become so much like Ushiromiya Battler it's scary.
I wear white suits with red collared shirts under and black ties, verbally debate women, and physically assault my cat.
When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "だめだぜ。ぜんぜんだめだ！" (which means it's useless, it's all useless in american.)
I dyed my hair red and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Erika!
I always close my fist and point one finger outward, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control of the chessboard.
When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being incompetent like I am.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Shanon or Kanon, both of whom remind me of Beato.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them small bombs.

I just keep flipping the chessboard, until my truth is golden.