/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11379104
So no. What a useless woman.

>>11165482
Milk, sweat, saliva, pussy juice, urine, etc. Fluids.
Whatever works, though some are certainly less desirable than others.

>>11165494
Don't be greedy. There's just one Yukari; if you eat her than that's that, no more Yukari.

>>10978046
If you squeeze Yukari tight, will she return the hug?

Well, I guess that Superman could stop a train.
BUT not a train coming out of his AN-US. You could say he has some bad GAS.
Please someone get the fucking joke ;_;

>>10848223
Eyebrows? Eh.
Hair is nice, though. I wonder how it'd look without all the ribbons?

>>10776486
Everybody wins!

Wee!

>>10683665

... that one looked better in the thumbnail

So /jp/, which one of Yukari's outfits do you prefer?
The purple one from PCB, or the other one from IN onward?

Easy new year /jp/!

>>10224165
Because she's over thirty and virgin, so she's a wizard.

Our beloved and always pure Yukarin.

What normal fans think:
Well, it is kinda obvious she isn't omnipotent.

What powerlevel friends will answer:
hurr durr, Yukari will manipulate the border of omnipotence.

v+u/(1+v*u/c2)
Go away.

>>9838370
Oh, I don't feel bad about that part of it at all. Role reversal is fine in my book.

>>9824836
She uses all your hot water so your showers get colder quicker.
And then uses your soap and shampoo so you run out sooner.

>>9592153
Did you seriously just call Yukari boring?
Are you crazy?

>>9353344
I'm not gonna get into this discussion, sorry~

>>9116561
Yes

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 58%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Histrionic |||| 14%
Narcissistic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Dependent |||||||||||| 46%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 70%

Am I too normal?

>>8630476
I checked the source. It's not rape and stuff, but you wouldn't be able to tell from that page alone.

>>8453957
Yukari. Who else?

>>8337169
Don't worry, kopipe deployment is complete.

Now back to the tanasinn chamber to wait for December 14th

Oh, and have I talked about Yukari's powers? Because she has the most ambiguous power ever, but when you stretch words it becomes the most powerful power ever.
Basically she can control the gap/distance/quantity/whateverwhoeverfeelslikeshecando as she pleases.

Basically, let's say she's going to fight the strongest being ever, right?
Nope, she just manipulated the gap/distance/difference/etc between what a strongest being and the weakest being and she just goes to sleep because she actually never leaves her bed.

Or let's say she wants to eat teriyaki flavored poptarts. Well I don't know where they make those but she just opens a portal to the supermarket where they sell them and she shoves her arm in that portal and pulls out the box of teriyaki flavored poptarts and eats them because she can.

Or even lets say she grows tired of her life as a cartoon on a shitty game for neets. She just opens a portal to the realm of doujins and fucks a few touhous before opening a portal to real life where she spends some time in a lucky guy's dream pleasuring themselves before going back to the game world to sleep again.
She's like the flash but more ambiguous.

I want to play with Yukari.