/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do I have to find a dark skinned holst to get chocolate milk or can I get a pale holst and just tan her?

>>33154683
The weak should fear the strong

>>32707194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaTYqBQEsoE
Maus sniffing
Tugging on Troll braids
Cow tipping
Telling a Wurm Santa isn't real
Stealing [the virginity of] 40 cakes
Sentenced to 5 years with no possibility of parole

What happens if I ask for chocolate milk at an MG dive bar?

>>22198203
You're not my boss

>>21796116
I will not be bullied. Through the power of my low center of gravity I will tackle big girls and tip Holsts.

>>19852776
You don't convince someone to get raped. That isn't how rape works.

Consider this Holstaur. I don't convince her to be tipped. I just do it.

>>19033595
>You will never tip a cow

alright Anons, ya'll ready for for the drive up to the farmlands for some holstaurus tipping? just don't wear red or you'll set off the minotaur cousins nearby
we lost four men last time
hope you guys know how to run fast

OK /mgg/, gather up because we're going holstaurus tipping tonight. And for gods sake don't any of you wear red clothing to set off the minotaur cousins in the field. We lost five guys to them last time.

OK Anons, are you all ready for the holstaurus tipping? We're gonna hit up three farms two hours north of here and see how many we can bag. Just be careful about the minotaurs though. We lost five last time because they couldn't run fast enough. I told those dumb bastards what signs to look out for.

>>15795064
Yada!

>>14561356
is this some kind of word trick to lure the unsuspecting?
Again?

>>14543047
Like to bully them you mean?

>>14343409
I'm going to push all of the Holsts over!

>>14210283
Push the cow.

>>14121242
Ha! NERD!

What kind of a sentence will Holst-tipping land you?

>>13273876
*Tips Holstaurus*

>>13100941
Wait, that might be a goat. And I can't find a damn sheep, so I'll just post a cow.

>>13041711
Yes, wonderful.
Question: Xenogears or Chrono Trigger?

All this talk about farming makes me feel like I should write about it, but would people actually be interested in a story about a guy and his waifu moving to the guy's family farm and living off the land?
Like my grandpa once said, it's a man's lot to have dirt under his nails.

>>12760333
>isn't unlovable
Are you aware of the concept of bullying?

>>12591447