/jp/ - Otaku Culture

if i was your tv i'd be like, look at me
if i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace)
if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like hell nah
if i was a hotties thong i'd be like ahh
if i was a cuss word i'd just be like, fuck
if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin like sup
if i was a butthole i'd just be an exit
if i was the DOC i'd be like "man this is bull shit"
if i was your tires on your car i'd be like (car noises)
if i was the bumper on your car i'd be like ahh fuck
if i was a balloon i'd be like (balloon losing air)
if i was Alyssia Milano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce
if i was a radio DJ i'd probably say, point 103
if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be like, um ok
if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be like
fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker
if i was your mental stress i'd be catching up
if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be like thuuummmp
if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be like
ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat?
if i was a chair i'd be like sit here
and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair
if i was your muffler i'd be like shhh quietly
if i was a price tag i'd be like you ain't buyin me
if i was a fresh DJ i'd be like (scratching record)
if i was jam master jay i'd be like(scratching record)
if i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like (radio static)
if i was barry white i'd be like what up ya'll
if i was a nipple in the cold i'd be like (spring noise)

>>11049280

>>11024597
is that you? where did you buy that shirt, i want one for myself too

>>10965296
Humanity deserves to burn.

>>10908923

I'm glad I was never a teenager.

>>10680328
ur fukkin hardcore dude

>>>/pol/

>>10612927
>rape

>>10603485
try me

15yo hardcore anarchist

>>10572304
Here have a proper pic of yourself.

>>10535463
Keep your bad opinion to yourself.

>/jp/

>>10469330

>>10448175
I know what you mean. It's like, we're all just chemicals on a rock in space anyway, so why bother? What does it matter if one human life disappears? We're all going to die anyway.

Is this you?

>>10258963
We'll see how worthless I am when my dick's 14 inches deep into your rectum and you're crying for the lord's mercy but he never comes because he's NOT REAL.

>everything dear to me was drawn by Tony Taka.

If this happened to me, nothing in my world would be drawn by Tony Taka.

>/jp/

>>10126922
u trying to pick a fight m8?

"I then understood that true happiness comes from making others miserable."

Anonymous poster, 2012

>>10082145

Attention!
Having waifus is a /v/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you like to shitpost and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to defecate all over the place.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.