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Had one the other night that scared the fuck out of me.

I got separated from my flight, I don't remember how, but I do remember diving for the deck from 10,000 feet or so to get away. A 109 followed me and I couldn't get him off my ass, and that's when it got scary.

You know those dreams where something horrid is chasing you? Some monster that's going to rip you apart, tear you, and you know it's going to hurt, and you scream and flee but you can't get away and he catches you anyways and you wake up with a head full of fuck? It was like that.

And then I got mad. Not angry, no, I mean "mad" as in "so angry I was effectively bugfuck insane roid raging." I entered a max-performance turn right above the ground, pulling right till I hit stall buffet, which means you're on the razor edge of stalling and plowing into the fucking ground. Imagine those falling dreams where your whole body surges and tingles with that rush of FUCKING TERROR, except it's more like you're balancing on something very very tall and about to fall to a horrid death and still feeling that terror anyways. That's what it was like. Except I was also so fucking mad I also felt like Satan Prime or some shit.

I caught the bandit, and I shot him, and when my 20mm fired it punched through the side of the plane and I heard a BAMF and the cockpit was instantly covered with blood. And then I felt like a fucking murder.

FUCKED. UP. SHIT.