/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Any idiot with a screwdriver can just manually take out the hard drive and pull the files from it. If Calli can't do it, there's got to be at least one person who can.

Calli's membership tiers and her reading supachats during a collab are just cause she doesn't know anything about Vtubing, not because she's a bad person. Of course if Cover staff had explained how these things work and what etiquette is expected, it wouldn't have happened but that's why we have that list of THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT. The membership tiers are harder to back out of now because they were already established and people like the slow flow of conversation. The supachat readings during a collab I don't think she'll do again now that she knows. I mean someone will tell her right?

>Polka loves Calli and wants to fuck her
>Thinks her mic mistakes are cute and hilarious
>Lamy is cute, makes effort to speak English, Polka loves her and spams chuuu
>Polka carries collab with her energy and enthusiasm

Meanwhile
>5ch hates on Lamy for leaking code
>4ch hates on Calli for not muting her mic at the right time
>5ch hates on Polka for being too loud

I fucking hate the internet. Please just kill us all. We're beyond saving.

Calliope it’s clear to see that you and me were meant to be, it’s prophecy , this Odyssey is imposter free, though I’m a wannabe and you’re a prodigy, our progeny will be kawaii.
And even though in a cypher spree you’d probably body me and commit verbal sodomy , this ain’t idolatry, your policy of modesty even when you spit flawlessly and cringe audibly is a novelty, a commodity, that possibly is why you feel hypocrisy and why you’re so wobbly but have faith cause you are comedy and quality that breaks through the monotony that life is so commonly.

Just a reminder you are gay if you think of Calli as anything besides your Bro.
You shouldn't have lustful thoughts about Calli and her young heaving breasts, breasts that she is personally annoyed by and doesn't really see the appeal behind, yet would still be embarrassed to show you should you become her lover.
You shouldn't think about her pale smooth skin, or her tousled hair that falls over her eyes, eyes that would well up with apprehension and fear of judgement, as you assure her again and again that she's beautiful as you brush a lock behind her ear.
You shouldn't listen to her voice, the one she rarely shows, the soft and vulnerable voice that comes out when she's tired or has just woken up. The side of herself she doesn't show to the world because she's a dorky tomboy, and people haven't told her how feminine she is.
You definitely shouldn't imagine her first time with you, how tears would form in her eyes as you enter her, partially from the pain of losing her maidenhood, but mostly from relief that someone finally accepts her, loves her, desires her. Don't think about how her body would shiver and then go limp as you embrace her tightly and whisper that you'll always be there and protect her from all the evils of the world.
And whatever you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT, think about afterwards, when she's resting quietly by your side, small beads of sweat on her body, breathing lightly, her eyes closed as she sleeps, a smile on her face. Don't think about kissing her gently and hearing her murmur your name in her sleep. Don't think about just lying beside her, your head propped up on one hand as you just watch her sleep, as she feels content and safe while you're around.
Because that would be mega gay and you'd have to be some kind of faggot to think about any of that.
You're not a faggot right?

Calli is the kind of girl who tries too hard and overcompensates. She's a dorky, cringey, mess. I love her.