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why are mmos allowed on /jp now?

>>11132956
'Merilard want a cheeseburger
lel

>>10081507
You just ate cum from like 40 different guys, you're a faggot now!

Cure piss is a bad girl.

>>10036802
If society had done a better job being nice to me, I wouldn't have grown up to be such a self centered careless asshole.
reap what you sow.

>>9993478
Mine was too.
Was, as in past tense.
She's not dead in real life but she is in my mind.

god no one UNDERSTANDS me. im not some normalfag loser like every1 from hischool! one day im gona be a famous programer and make a progrm that anlzies a boy and then tels him how to be more like a girl1 so that SOciety cant tell us how to dres and act n feel n we all be liberated cus my program! im reading SICP and gona lern C because thats wht real programs start wit lol not loser c- plus plus for losers. il make my own game too it be shmups bcus thats the best kind n itl be realy deep like story about figthgn against the weflare agency for denying ur claim for autism bucks cuz udepresion and being scared of pelple IS NOT A REAL MENTAL DISORDER? FUCK U!!!!

im making tea the TRUNEET way by lose leafs i order on tea sites and i only use my japanese teapot and tea cups to drnk from bcezue western tea is for losers

MOM STOP LAUGHING AT ME

Divorce was the best thing that ever happened to my shitposting career

I asked my mother for a video game for Christmas, but when Christmas came she did not buy it for me. I was filled with such rage that I knocked the Christmas tree over, that should show her.

None of you will ever know who I am, but I control at least four boards via dozens of tripfags and hundreds of anons who shitpost at my command. I am the hidden benefactor behind every IRC, stream group, and msn chat pertaining to these four boards. I am spam that floods your favorite threads. I am the cam whore that derails your most precious topics. I am every meme and daily dose you hate and love. I am the "ad revenue" that keeps this site running. Even now I have one of my personal servants typing out every word I speak from my raised throne.

OR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: List of individuals in the IRC channel devoted to destroying /jp/, a.k.a. /bun/. This information is now in your hands. It is up to you to stop them.

> AyaS, UnkleFunK, kViN, Reki, ddrddr, deFco247|off. godzilla, NitoriK, redrach,
> Stats`, Anonymizer, AoC, Blezzu, bloodyoverdrive, CuteLittleGirl, daddycool,
> Det1, Dial, ehhhhh, Emarrel, euvies, fso, geso, kona_chan, Krade,
> Kriss_Hietala, Meistar, nattofriends, Nereid, Ottre, Radical, ronronronronron,
> Saegrimr, Sai_-, SANIC_HEGEHOG, Shadow_KnighT, Sintflow, sparky4|lappy4,
> sprum, Suigin, Tanami, TiV5, trie, Trugen, watermelons, Yisus|Nap, yukkuri, Zeelo

Additional notes: A field agent has informed me that Sanakan is their leader, also known by the alias Jones. Godzilla is a bot used for spamming threads. AoC wrote a script that, at one time, utilized the Godzilla algorithm to automatically delete threads at random. Further information will be published at a later date.

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>>9458958

Please stop posting this junk in /jp/.

>>9373847

Hello, I am Pedro from Brazil and I have Asperger's syndrome. Me and my superfriends, NovaBoso, XainArchives, RalphTheReveredX hate Japan. Nobody takes our video games lightly and lives. We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forget. We do not forgive

>Playing CS
>Join British server
>Everything's going fine
>Suddenly everyone stops dead in their tracks, turns on their mic and starts screaming/chanting
>"FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG"
>Ask what they hell they're doing
>"U W0T M8 WE FOUR BONGIN' WANKUH AV' UM' RESPECT FOR DAH' QUEEN M8 FOUR BONG FOUR BONG"
>Ask for further clarification
>Banned from server, reason: FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG
>Royal guards show up to my house six weeks later and try to arrest me
>Evade them by moving in a serpentine pattern, since they can only make right angle turns

It's all because of Hotglue.

>>9297870

THE JANITOR IS AWAKE

FFFFFFF-

HIDE YOUR SINKS, TAKE YOUR PONIES AND RUN TO THE MOUNTAINS

/JP/ JUST GOT
SHITTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm sick and tired of trying to play MMOs with hotglue.

You are all a bunch of autistic cunts. The most inconsiderate, the most selfish, the most tactless bunch. I can count on one hand the number of hotglue I've played with that are able to take it easy. Everybody else is pissy little princesses who think they deserve everything.

You do favors for hotglue, they don't even say fucking "thanks". And still they feel like you should continue doing things for them. It's like you've never been around people before, though I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I shouldn't expect an autists to understand group dynamics.