/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Uh, Tower, this is Hakurei One-Two-Niner reporting a bird strike. We just crossed over the southern Gensokyo mountains when a crow flew up and into our left engine. We are unharmed, but our inflight broadcast system has been hijacked by an unknown frequency. The perpetrator has yet to identify themselves, but they want us to buy their newspaper. We are as of now unsure as to what this may mean. We'll keep you posted Tower, Hakurei One-Two-Niner out.