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>>23023042
I better stock up on Reese's, Succubus proof windows, and some door locks.

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>>21703731
>Crappy walmart candy

They sell Reese's though anon. The most relevant candy to White Horn's and other deer like ladies.

Also Mice

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>All those years ago Deer girl stole the Reese's
>Now we have an official deer girl

Is it time for a remake? The Mummy 1932 to the The Mummy 1999?

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>>17811265
>>17811284
>>17811302
What in the seven hells...

No you damned fools!

Put a line of salt across your house doors, leave the ceremonial Reese's or peanut + chocolate food in a bowl outside, and write "No Thanks" in red ink on the door.

I probably saved all your lives this day.

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>>16734124

>> No.16076286 [View]
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>tfw I got a bunch of Christmas tree reeses on sale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-AcdhlcGo

I wish we had a MG that looked kind of like K'nuckles

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>>15078199
>>15078209
>>15078211
>>15078213
The Hoof Pussy Kingdom anticipated the Anonymous Legion's betrayal and took steps to crush it if need be.

Now the entire Anonymous Legion belongs to the Hoof Pussy Kingdom, well done, you've failed literally everyone.

I like how Horse Pussy Kingdom hasn't been a thing for months now yet half the people here are incapable of reading "Hoof" Pussy Kingdom.

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>Wanting some wine and dine Satyr over the superior option

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>>14561363
You know, to get through the border? Can't just let anyone in all willy nilly.

>>14561401
...What?

>>14561411
It's grass though.

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>>14500328
>>14500350
...Yeah.

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>>14481620
Hooves generally belong to Horse Pussy Kingdom.

Lot's of Plains, Forests, and Steppes so they all fit in easily enough.

Also some Plaguelands but they are a bit less Plaguey than the name implies.

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I have come for your Reese's Christmas Trees, you can hand them over willingly or I can rape them off your hands. Actually, I'll probably take any candy off your hands. Except Milky Way's, blech those things are disgusting.

Anyways...hand over the goods.

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Horse Pussy Kingdom is proud to announce that through the power of diplomacy another alliance has been made in addition to Spider Pussy Kingdom!

Deer Pussy Kingdom! Through commerce we strengthen the bonds of peace!

All Deer Pussy Kingdom residents are welcome upon Horse Pussy Kingdom's lands!

A special mention to the Unicorn Clan for helping foster this allegiance with Deer Pussy Kingdom, their aid in spreading enchanted forests and protecting those that reside within them is truly a symbol of Horse Pussy Kingdom's peaceful ways!

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You will never lose your .reese's. to a deer girl.

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>>13770022
>>13770030
Reese's Deer Girl
Loen's Lips
Loen
.Less
Red Hood
Super Wurm
Weresheep Kidnapper
Punisher Holst
Not a Valid Option
Gabby The Dormouse
Futa Cheshire
Charon
Moth-Chan
Rambo Cupid
Blue Balled Kiki Maid

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>>13741115
A villain doesn't clean up crime properly anon.

After MGC's crime is all but wiped out, Super Wurm and I can retire with my ...borrowed... fortune and live out the rest of our lives in peace.


Ĝ̯̹̣Ö̻͓͔̘ͧ͌̽̄̓͆ͅD̙̳͍̲̥̟̽ ͇̩̖̋ͧ͢H̴̰͙̩Ẹ̴ͭL͉̹̿ͧͥ̽ͭͤ̇͟P̧̯̟͐ͦͤ ̰̘̺ͩͧ̀̒̐A͎͉ͫN͓̪͓̜͙͔̎͆Y̵͖̤̻̜̟̽̈̑ ̨͈͇͕̫͐͊M̛͕͎͔ͣͩ̇̉̀ͯ͐Ã̼̠̖͕͔̀̎̊͒̚N̳̜ͧ̎́͆̎ ̘̝̱͖̮̻ͪ̓ͦͤ̚͞W̟͐ͨ͊̒̄̉͂H͌͒̑ͮ͌O͈̞̐ͫ́̋ ̗̙̘̖͍T̵̗͔͎̝R͉͚͕̠͙̝̅͐̒͋͜I̠̺E̳̘̪͐̃͌͛Ś̘͙̳͉͇̅͗̅̕ ͚̗͕̟̩͍̂͗̇͗̍T͔̗͋͂O̳̥̹͖̗̞̾̓͠ ̲̟̹̲̱̫̚̕C̉̽̃ͅO̧̤̼͈͍U̱͓̍͋͐͗̂R̯͚͍̄̃̓ͤT͉̹̤̄ͨ͌͐̇̔ ̙̝͈͓͈̖̑ͩ͟H̳͖̗̲̔Ê͖̳͚͎̲R̥̰̺̣̤̫͙͐ ̧̲̩̂ͣO̫T̩͌̏ͣH̱̩̜͂͛͋ͦ̚͠E̺̠̟͖̮͗ͅR̬̬̙̗̗̙͈̍ͫ ̳̊̍T̮̈́͆HͬͩḀ̠̪͓̆̓ͨ͑N̢̞ ̡̺͇̞̜͓̠́̍̿ͤͯ̔ͅI!

>>13741116
What a mediocre deer.

>> No.13551521 [View]
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Moon is getting fuller by the night... soon it will be full once more.

Have you taken the proper precautions? Safeguarded your Reese's?

It's always wise to prepare in advance, perhaps you should also prepare for September 28th when the very worst moon arrives in all it's terrible splendor? Where even the most docile monsters (barring Unicorns) become lust driven beasts in search of men.

This ad brought to you by UniMoon™ protecting the virginity of clientele since 2017.

A proud sponsor of the UniLove Foundation, because Unicorns need love too!

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>>13502561
Hey I did something!

That one time...which was actually really fucking long ago now that I think about it.

Just pretend I didn't say anything actually.

>>13502580
>Implying it isn't turbo love to live a life of solitude in order to not hurt either girl

Anon, pls.

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>>13335328
I didn't say it was bad.

>>13335336
I don't know, but you technically can't persecute gay guys if they don't exist because they are Alps.

...Food for thought really, perhaps Demon's do it as a kindness.

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>>12944615
The fuck you just say?

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>>12932413
>Not taking the box

Always bet on the fucking box.

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>>12875699
You'll never be able to figure out the shit I wrote though because my special brand of insanity makes them all impossible to connect.

Also mainly because they are smalltime thread only shit but that isn't really the point.

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>>12794221
Use whatever weapon is appropriate for the moment and enemy.

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>>12773521
I'm not letting her in this time anon.

I have some important candy to safeguard.

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