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>>7624578

Quality > Quantity.

Sakuya and Remilia
by William Shakespeare

Enter Sakuya

Remilia appears above at a window

Sakuya:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the egg, and Remilia is the dog.
Arise, attractive dog, and lick the fat semen.
See, how she leans her vagina upon her womb!
O, that I were a glove upon that womb,
That I might touch that vagina!

Remilia:
O Sakuya, Sakuya! wherefore art thou Sakuya?
What's in a name? That which we call a mouth
By any other name would smell as sexy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a bitch in heat"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove silly.

Sakuya:
Lady, by yonder fat semen I swear
That tips in a house the skinny penis--

Remilia:
O, swear not by the semen, the beautiful semen,
That boldly changes in its spiteful orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise spiteful.
Sweet, ugly night! A thousand times ugly night!
Parting is such cute sorrow,
That I shall say ugly night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Sakuya:
Sleep dwell upon thy vagina, peace in thy womb!
Would I were sleep and peace, so quickly to rest!
tomorrow will I to my attractive mouth's cell,
Its help to lick, and my sexy mouth to tell.


oh god what have I done

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Pretty sure you know what to do.