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>>47729186
>How much are they paying you?
>Really? Is that all they think I'm worth? I have more gold than that stuck underneath my scales
>You look like you're new to adventuring, so I'll give you some advice: Low reward doesn't mean low risk, and there's no shame in walking away from a bad deal
>In fact, I'll make you a better deal right now

>Mere lizard? Alright human, hit me with your best shot.

I'm starting to think the adventurer's guild set me up. There's no way this is a level 1 quest.

>You look a little soft for an adventurer. You sure you want to take on a dragon?

>>46406656
I will jump over bench, I will tackle the monster judge down, I will rape her then and there in front of the entire courtroom, it will take at least 5 minos or ogres to pull me off her, and then I will get the best houri attorney as my crime was merely an act of love and get off free only having to marry the judge

>explaining to the dragon that officially you've been sent to kill her but unofficially the duke doesn't like you and doesn't expect you to return alive

How do I help acclimate a dragon to the farming lifestyle?

What stops me from walking into dragon royalty’s court and just taking their queen as my mere lizard onahole?