/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well, I fell to my knees
"Please! Tell me this isn't a dream!"
Yukari slowly sauntered over to me
reached out, and pinched my cheek
I drooled. Her sway! Her heavenly sway!
The way she moves, with such grace!
I was probably making a stupid face
Golden hair! Purple dress!
White frills! Red lace!
Her divinity, God bless!

I grabbed her in a hug. I heard the pulse inside her.
The beeping pulse from Necrofantasia (ALR Rewind Remix)
I let her go after a bit...then couldn't help but embrace her again.
She started getting flustered, so I stopped.

I say "This may be sudden, but I want to go to the Apostles with you, if you haven't shown up with any plans for me, I've got a little plan for you."
She says "Ok." I think she knows what I have in mind, a little blush in her cheeks, though my face was throbbing from mine.
"First, please buy some nice clothes for me, I'm embarassed like this. You've got illegal free money, right?"
"Haha. That's right, it's no problem."

At the shopping centre...
"Well, I'd like for you to pick out clothes for me, but there's nothing that great here anyway. The cool stuff is all bought online, some decent clean new clothes is good enough for me."
I grabbed a black shirt, a black jacket, black pants, and she paid for them. We went to a shoe shop, and she bought some fresh black sneakers for me.
"Well, good enough for now." I said.

Getting into Yukari's sexy purple sports car. I thought it'd be nice if I handled the drive through the city, then she drove through the country while sitting on my lap, but I couldn't bring myself to ask to drive her awesome car. As it happens, Yukari is much better at handling the stressful city drive anyway. I tried to ask her about herself, but she told me to tell her about myself.
"I wonder how much you already know? Dream you seems to know everything about me."
"I only know what you've posted alone, which is quite a bit of information. Though what stands out is that you love me more than anyone, and that you're a great big fool."
It's pretty embarassing to think of her seeing the stuff I've posted. Especially the first thread, oh god what a horror show, so spergy.
"You're cute, and funny. Not the manliest man, but you can work on that."
"My testosterone levels are probably spiking since I met you."
"Haha, if I gave you a kiss you could call it steroids."
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"Well I regret not taking a photo of my Yukari fumo with the great apostles last time I was there. Too much of a crowd. Well, on the return trip I didn't care if there was a crowd, but that was just when it shut down due to covid. Don't even have the other nice pictures I took, they're lost somewhere on warosu. Ah, I should've brought my Yukari fumo on this trip!"
"She's in the backseat."
I looked back, and there was my fumo, along with 7 other Yukari fumos.
"Hey, I didn't see them before."
"I gapped them in."
"You can use gaps in real life?"
"Maybe."
"...Well anyway. Nice Yukari fumos. You sure are a fan of yourself."
"Haha, that's true."
"Can't say the same for myself. I think my dreams are awesome, even after becoming infested garbage they're still filled with gems, but I'm such a...as you say, "lacking man" All I've got is dreams, great taste, some handsomeness...I think that's about it. I'm apparenly very intelligent, but I also act stupid all the time, and I suck at everything but dreams."
"You need to study more. You've been without a master for too long."
"Ah!" I looked right at her face "Master! Master!" She smiled wide. She loves being called master.

When we passed through the city, I asked if I could sit behind her in her seat.
"That's against the law."
"Aw, come on! What's the chances anyone even notices us, let alone a cop that's going to stop us just for sitting together."
"No."
"Please!"
"No thanks."
Damn. I bet she's just too embarassed. Ah, it's cute how she gets flustered. God she's so cute! God she's so beautiful! So amazing! Divine!
"Are you having wicked thoughts?"
"No, quite the opposite."
We came close to Colac.
"Ah, I stayed here for a bit. Met this really unlucky old lady, getting evicted for whatever reason, also she got dementia from a tick bite or something, but she was treating me like I'm unlucky just because she saw me living in my car, so she let me stay at her place. It was nice to have a bath...actually I haven't had a bath in ages. God! I want to take a bath with you!"
"Once we get home from this trip."
"Ahhh!" I drooled again. A bath with Yukari! I'll be too good! I'll get raptured! I wiped the spit. "Ahem. Well, I'm looking forward to that.
I thought about her being a fan of herself again. "You'll teach me self-love, wont you?"
"I'll teach you everything."
"....................Yes!" Managed to hold myself back from saying "Yay!"
I made me think of one dream. "That makes me think of one dream."
"Do tell, I love hearing your dreams."
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