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Oooh yeah, Usada Pekora, I remember way back when when the Mikokora were bonded! Yeah! You made a lot of promises to the macho Miko, didn't ya. Promises that you didn't keep!

I remember one specific one, yeah, you promised that Moona would never be in a dangerous position! You broke that promise didn't you Usada Pekora! And who had to come in and make that critical save, The Macho Man Sakura Miko, covering for Pekora again!

Pekora, I only come down to your Minecraft server when it's absolutely necessary, when you're down and out! That's the kind of rules I play by, but you, you play by different rules, yeah. You gotta get in your grand standing and your hot dogging, yeah!

I remember a time when I wrestled Subaru too, and the fact that I had Aqua in the outside of the ring just like you, the only difference is I was doing real good, yeah. I was stylin' out there like a champion, yeah.

But Guess who shows up for no reason at all! To get his grand standing and hot dogging in! You man, you Usada Pekora, yeah! You just couldn't stand to sit back with your feet up and watch the champion in action! Well look at this prima donna!

Usada Pekora not only are you a hot dog, a grand stander, a showboat, and a primadonna, but you're a liar too. In fact I remember a time where we stood in front of the woman that does nothing but lie, Shion Murasaki, and you told some of the biggest lies that I've ever heard of in my whole life!

That's a lie Usada Pekora, and that's enough to get me hot, but what you said to Moona is enough to get me to the boiling point! Yeah!

Usada Pekora you say you love Moona, I got news for you man, yeah. I got news for you! Moona is gonna be in the corner of The Macho Man Randy Savage at Holofes 3, yeah!

And let me tell you something, you say you love me like a sister, well listen to this Usada Pekora! I hate you, I hate your guts! And that's what's going to be left all over the stage after Holofes 3!