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>>24534920
The Heavy is Dead but its staring the Another Eden. Or should I say, Eden is Dead?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGc8wstZcd8&t=81s

Aldo: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

May: POW! You are dead!

Aldo: I am dead!

May: *Chuckling, while Cetie is doing the conga towards the scene (May says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close)*

Cetie: *Gasp* Eden is dead!

Aldo: Yes (Fienne's Sandwich). I am dead!

Cetie: Why is Aldo dead?!

May: I dunno.

Aldo: I think it was-

Cetie & May: Shhh, you are dead!

Aldo: Ok.

(Sniper enters scene exiting van)

Sniper: COA OPEN UP -AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Cetie & May: Eden is dead!

(A, B, C, or D game starts)

Renri: Eden is dead!

Cetie: Correct!

(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)

Cetie: So, did you see the murderer?

May and Renri: Nah, sorry mate.

Cetie: *Slams hand on desk I will find him* I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(Renri, Eden and May applause)

Renri: Ah, well that's nice.

May: I am damn proud right now.