/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16268974
>Whenever I buy a new blender, I'm shocked that it doesn't come with a blowjob function.

Yeah, I'm so sorry for you. You should've asked for a refund on that blender, honestly.

What's your point? Make it nice and clear for a retard like me. Of course, you don't have one, you're just being extremely pessimistic again.

>Shipping it somewhere doesn't mean everything will work.

That's the first fair point you made. Though this isn't an Echo, so it could ship intact, or it couldn't. Just gotta wait.

>This is a product made in Japan for nips.

It ships to America. Are you ignoring this on purpose?

>There's literally no mention of them making an English voice pack

The conversational part of it doesn't have to know English, only the smarthub part of it does. Again, we know nothing about it, it could get support down the line that adds an English partner, it's completely possible. Just because there's no mention of it doesn't mean it can't happen.

>What's funniest is that you haven't even denied that you have zero knowledge of Japanese.

僕の能力試験のN5級を見せるがほしい？まだ凄くない、でも少し日本語話すことができる。

Why do you think I'm in this thread, interested in this to begin with? Premiere was a lot of fun and a sort of beta of what this technology is capable of, and I want to see more of it. Not that you'll believe me; knowing you insofar, you'll just accuse me of google translating this.

It's okay though, because you seem to think I owe you some sort of satisfaction when I really don't.